Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
either way he was missing a nipple.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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