lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
home. puking in laundry basket.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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