She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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