she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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