my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
