My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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