her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
pop tarts are not kleenex
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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