i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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