Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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