Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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