Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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