All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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