5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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