I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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