you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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