You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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