Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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