addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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