U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm both gender and math confused
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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