me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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