Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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