even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
