Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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