that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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