we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Quick, to the slutcave!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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