she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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