I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
