Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
and you fell through a lawn chair
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