Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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