You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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