i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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