Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
There's always time for handjobs
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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