Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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