And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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