Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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