one might say we're banned from that church
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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