yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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