People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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