More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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