Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
