I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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