At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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