What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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