I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
why is half of my head shaved?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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