im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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