new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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