He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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