11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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