Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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