We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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